Tonight I have a date with myself. Gonna get all dressed up (ha) and take myself out to the theatre. It's opening night, so I'm going to treat m'self. Plus there's a really dreamy, wonderful man, gonna be wearing a red, sequinned vest who is in the show. So, mostly, I'm going to oogle him.

I've never taken myself to the movies, but this is not the first time I've taken myself to a theatrical performance. Thus, I'm not really nervous. Except that, well, I may be meeting handsome feller's mother tonight. Eep.


Addiitionally, girl in front of me has a greek letter sweater, a greek letter baseball hat, a greek letter purse, and a greek letter id case. Think she's in a sorority? I hope she's not, 'twould be funnier. She rude. And I hate rude bitches. Even though I love everything.